Kittunidei Suvisheshangal - 1

Ennatheyum pole innum loka nanmaikkaayi enthu cheyaam enna gouravamaaya vishayathil agaadamaaya chintayilaanu namudey thaaram Kittunni. Vayasu anche olengilum dialogue adi ketaal ambathu vayasukaaran mundum pokki oodum. Samshayangaludei oru kalaavarayanu namudey kochu Kittunni.

Pettennanu pullikkaaranu Achanne orma vannathu. Veedu muzhuvanum thappi nokki. Kaanunnilla. 

Drawing roomil irunnu Karikinte latest episode kandu chirichu chirichu vayaru vedana vannittum athonum ullkolathe munnotu jaitra yaatra thudarunna avante Amma Manjulayye nokki Kittunni chodichu,

"Ammaa, ente Achans kidhar hei?"

"Aah aarkariyaam...chelapol balconiyil kaanum. Sushama adukalayil kayari kaanum. Athanallo ninte Achante gym time. Pooyi nokku"

Kittunnikku onnum manasilayila. "Apurathe veetile Sushama aunty adukkalayil kayarunathum Achante gymum thammil entha bhandam?". Kittunnidei samshayangaludei bhandarapothi azhinnu thudangi. 

Kittunni payye balconiyilekku ethi nokki. Achan nalla kattakku exercising.

"Achaa, Sushama aunty adukkalayil kayariyo", Kittunni chodichu

Achan ambarannu. "Eh!!! Athengane ninakku manassilayi Kittunni"

"Amma paranju Sushama aunty adukkalayil kayariyaal udan thanne Achante gymum thudangum ennu", Kittunni nishkanlangamaayi paranju.

"Amma angane paranalle". Achante chammiya mugham kandittu Kittunnikku onnum manasilayila. "Innathe uunnu swaha", Achan manasil urapichu.

"Acha, Achan enthu cheyunnu", Kittunni chodichu.

Biscepsil ninnu thudangi Tricepsinte ange attam muscles vare develop cheyyaan shradikkunna Achanu ee chodyam kettapol aa vaadiya mughathu oru punchiri vidarnnu vannu.

"Ninakku kandittu manasilayilla?...ithaanu vyayaamam...body building...athalle Achanu bayangara muscles". Scene onnu peruppikkan Achan swantham chest muscles onnu urutti. Athu kandu Kittunnidei kannu thalli.

"Oh my God!!! Ente achan oru fayangaran thanne", Kittunni manasil vicharichu. "Mr Mohan you smart smart boy", ariyavunna randu munnu english vaakkukal vechu Kittunni Achane onnu pokki.

Achan onnu chirichu. Pinae pettenu entho click aayi. Achante mughathu vanna chiri athe speedil tirichu poyi

"Da da da nan pala thavana paranjitundu - Thantaye peru vilikallu ennu - Nee alla ente thantha, I am your thantha, just remember that!!!" 

Oru Suresh Gopi style dialogue adikkaan kittiya avasaram orthu swantham manassil Achan Commissioner aayi - with background music

Taata Taatada Taa Tannanaa, Taatada, Tannatannatta Tannatanatta

Background music teernu. Kittunniye nokki Achan continue cheythu

"Please...naatikallu. Korachu respect tharu. Onnilengilum ninne kaati mupathu naapathu Onam kuuduthal undavan aleda njan"

"Naapatho!!!". Kittunni njetti. "Cheee! Ee old manine aano njan itrayum kaalam Acha ennu vilichathu. Njan ini naatukarudei mughathu engane nokkum", Kittunni lajja bhaavathodei Achane nokki

"Nee mughathu nokki kashtapedantta ketta...thaazhotu nokki nadanna mathi", Achan chuudaayi.

Achan back to gymming. Innathe kasarthil puthiya valla musclum potti mulacho ennu ariyaan Achan kurachu neram kannaadiyil nokki swantham body onnu aaswadichu.

"Eda monne Kittukutta, Achante bodiye patti enthanu ninte abhipraayam"

"Valare nalla abhiprayam aanu Acha. Achante kudavayar aanu ente favourite"

"Kudavayar ninte achanu. This is not kudavayar, this is muscles. Muscles kurachu urundu irikkunathu kandu ninte Ammaye polathe chilla vivaradoshikalkku ithine kudavayar ennu parayum. Nee engilum satyavastha tirichariyanam mone. Aaru chodichaalum Achan bayangara Kalari aanu Achanu 6 packs aanu ennu oke adichu vittonam...randu poppins mittaayi vangichu tharaam"

"6 packs? Athentha bro?", Kittunni chodichu

"Athu valya sambhavama monne. Praayapurthi aakumbol njan paranju tharam" 

"Apol Kalariyo? Athum valya sambhavam aano Acha?", Kittunnidei samshayangal teerunnila.

"Athu simple alle njan ipol kaanichu tharaam nokki padicho"

Achan bro oru nimisham kalari parambara daivangalkku pranamam arpichu. Pinae kalaa murakkalku thudakkam aayi

"Idathu maari valathu kaal munnoottu vachu idathu kaal pinnotu vachu sashtangam vanagi...Entammmmooooooo"

Achante nilavili kettu Kittunni njetti

"Achaaaa what happened!!!".

"Enthu pataan. Evideyo ullukki uvva. Avante ammumedei samshayam. Veruthe oru vayyavelli eduthu thalayil vechu".

Achante praana vedana kanda Kittunnikku Veena vaayana orma vannu.

"Valya valiyo? Achante thalayilo?Evidey Kaanatte", Kittunnikku adutha samshayam.

"Valya vali alada koppe vayyavelli. Entamme ee cherukkan enne naatikkum. Ninnu kadhaprasangam adikathe enne onnu sahayikada"

Kittunnidei sahayathodei enganakeyo Achan tirichu nivarnnu ninnu. Oru ulukku veenente oru ahangaravum ilaathe veendum body building thudarnu. 

"Da chekka onnu poyye, njan leg muscles develop cheyyatte", Kittunniye nokki Achan paranju.  

"Seated Calf Raise vechu thane thudangikkalayam", Achan kanaadiyil nokki swayam paranju

Kittunikku manasilayila. "Seated Calf Raiso? What is that???", avan manasil avanodu thanne chodichu.

Body buildinginte technical terms vashamillaatha Kittunnidei mannasiluudei veendum samshayangal oru maadapraavu pole parannu vannu. Kittunnidei manasu valaathe ulannu.

Pakshe Kittuni aara mon. Sadarna situationsil veruthe use cheythu waste cheyaan ishatamilatha oru sadanam Kittunni edukaan teerumanichu - swantham budhi.

"Seat ennu vechal Irikunna sadanam, Calf ennu paranjaal small pashu, Raise ennu vechal pokkaan - Eh? Seatil Irikunna pashuvine pokkanno? Athinu ee veetil evideya Pashu???"

Total confusionodei Kittunni veliyil irangi. Apozhanu athu vazhi Manjulayudei varavvu. 

"Da, achan evidey, kure neram aayi njan vilikkunnu. Kakuus ithuvare kazhuvitila".

Kittunni pathukke thala pokki Ammaye nokki. 

"Amma ipol angottu pokanda. Achan pashuvine pokkaan pookuva" 

Manjulla total blinkamins.  Randu second enthu cheyanam ennu ariyathe sthambichu ninnu. Pinae onnum mindathe bucketum chuullum eduthu Kakuusilottu poyi.