English is a very funny language. One word here or there or, for that matter, even a letter here or there, can change the whole meaning and spirit of the language. For example when Saurab bought his first guitar he wanted to tell everyone "Yeee I got my first 6 strings" , but as luck would have it his status message came out to be "Yeee I got my first G strings" . Well he still claims the status message was not his - "Ye sab opposition party ki chaal hei" . Well whatever be the case, his exact feelings didn't quite get reflected: all because a 6 became a G. But it is not the accidental interchanging of letters or words that is the main problem. Nowdays the medium of communication between various organs of the society happens to be in English. For eg: the "official" language of almost all private as well as most of the government educational institutes happens to be in English. And that, as we will soon see, is not always good. So how do th...